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"Damn decimals", or "Gobble down the savings!"

Monday, 5 March 2007 2:12 P GMT-06
The Wal-Mart Market at Hefner & Rockwell has Sara Lee Smoked Turkey breast in the deli for 98 cents a pound. It's usually $5.98. Whay is it on sale? The store normally orders 3 cases but accidentally ordered 33 cases. You can buy it sliced or
Dwayne

Even the mice are hunchbacked

Wednesday, 24 January 2007 10:05 A GMT-06
Charles has quite often talked about highpriced real-estate. I don't think any that he has listed has hit $4300 a sq ft. and this is for a closet!!!! 77 sq ft big, it's going for $335,000. Oh, & get this: It would take an extra $59,000 to make it
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He's not smiling, it's a gas bubble

Saturday, 30 December 2006 6:41 P GMT-06
  Okay, here goes. I didn't get a bill from ONG in Oct. I called, they said they would take care of it.   I didn't get a bill from ONG in Nov. I called, they said they would take care of it.   I didn't get a bill from ONG in Dec. I c
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Words of Wiz-Dumb: Litter Let Die

Monday, 18 December 2006 8:16 A GMT-06
  If, hypothetically, you own a cat or cats, then you would also own a litter box or boxes.   Therefore, you would also need to scoop then of litter from time to time. Now, let's say, hypothetically again, that if you used clumping litter
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Coffee, Tea, or PC?

Monday, 4 December 2006 11:11 A GMT-06
  Did some Christmas shopping VERY LATE on Friday and swung into Starbucks for a late warmer-upper. Lovely Wife saw some packaged coffee on a table. There were two different blends, Christmas blend and Holiday blend.  She asked a counter-gi
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Canoe come out & play?

Saturday, 2 December 2006 9:41 A GMT-06
As most folks reading Oklahoma Blogs knows, we got snow. OKC didn't get pounded like Tulsa & Bartlesville did (10 & 13 in each), be had our fair share. And it was enough for this to appear in our yard. And who is responsi
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What's eating you & vice versa

Tuesday, 28 November 2006 11:27 P GMT-06
Charles had some fun googling "Charles looks like" & folks laughed for miles. I decided to google "Dwayne eats" & here is what I got: 1: Dwayne eats a lot of it and maybe I should try it as well 2:Dwayne eats breakfast
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Tricking the treaters

Tuesday, 31 October 2006 10:59 P GMT-06
A friend of ours wanted to bring her son over trick-or-treating. We don't hand out candy on Halloween, but we thought we would make an exception. Lovely Wife bought candy and we turned on the porch light. When the third set of kids showed up I
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More Words of Wiz-Dumb

Tuesday, 31 October 2006 10:49 P GMT-06
  If your Lovely Wife gives you an AirBorne tablet to take for your cold right before you get on an airplane, be sure to follow the directions and dissolve it in water instead of popping it into your mouth.   And if you DO pop it into your
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SSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssmack!!!

Friday, 13 October 2006 6:05 A GMT-06
  So has anybody seen the new Sonic commercial with the married couple and the guy says that the shake is so good that he's gonna put it on his blog? And his wife says that his READER will be thrilled? And he says that his mom told her neighbor
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take one down, pass it around, 999,999 miles on the car - uh 99,999

Wednesday, 6 September 2006 6:40 A GMT-06
Well, last night was a milestone. My Wunderkar that I purchased used last Sept hit 1000,000 miles. In anticipation of the event I loaded up Lovely Wife & Youngest Son and drove the .6 mile away from the house & back so that the Green G
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What does it (gray) matter?

Friday, 18 August 2006 9:35 P GMT-06
  I had this great idea for a campaign commercial that you'll never hear on the radio. Here it is:       "Zombies!! Everyone knows what a nusiance they can be, but zombies are after one thing & one thing only.
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But I'm not bi-polar

Friday, 4 August 2006 4:45 A GMT-06
  There is a new lip balm that has caffeine in it. It's called Spazzstick. Sounds like a good idea. But I have to say up front that this item from their FAQ has nothing to do with me.   Really.  I'm not THAT stupid.  Re
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Forrest fire

Wednesday, 19 July 2006 5:55 P GMT-06
  Charles takes note of the temp & it reminds me of a story about my uncle Forrest. Forrest was relating the story about how hot it was one day. He was walking down the street & the bank sign said it was 117 degrees out. He almost passed
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Souperman Returns

Tuesday, 18 July 2006 9:42 P GMT-06
  Yup, Souperman Returns, but it's not the last son of Krypton (just ignore that whole bottle city of Kandor over in the corner) but it's me with the Heinz 57 catalog. Let's dive right in with: #14 Chicken Noodle Soup - Heinz-made egg noodles an
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Bentley & Chip

Thursday, 8 June 2006 9:27 P GMT-06
  Our cat Bentley has some buddies that come out to play only at night. We managed to catch a few pics of Bentley & his bud (Chip) just a chillin'   The red on Bentley is the dirt that he likes to roll in. The green glowing eye is be
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Dr. Caligari would have been proud

Sunday, 28 May 2006 9:09 P GMT-06
  1969 was such a wonderful year, Midnight Cowboy & True Grit were both in theaters, Mariner 7 flew by Mars,  Nixon became president and The Practical Encyclopedia of Good Decorating and Home Improvement  was published. For such a
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O-K-L-whatever-H-whatever-M-A

Saturday, 27 May 2006 11:24 A GMT-06
  Yup, you can read all about it here in an Associated Press story. I have added the appropriate emphasis.WASHINGTON - An Oklohama company has recalled 4.3 million pounds of frozen meat products because they may contain pieces of metal, the Agri
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one down, one to go

Wednesday, 10 May 2006 8:33 P GMT-06
Finished up my Multimedia class tonight by showing my 30 second commercial for the fictional Ashby's Pet Store. We could do whatever we wanted. So with some help from C.S.Lewis's camera equipment (Thanks, C.) and Eldest Son doing the shooting,
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Stuff I miss.

Wednesday, 8 March 2006 12:42 A GMT-06
  I was working on bills after Bible study & the Amazing Race. Urg. I still have homework to get done before Thursday.   You know what I miss? Here is what I miss: Plate-spinners. Those guys with the rows of sticks that kept all
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Definately NOT a loving cup.

Monday, 6 March 2006 11:06 P GMT-06
  I located this trophy at the thrift store. I'm not sure what the trophy is exactly FOR, but I know that I wouldn't want to win it. Instead of winning a silver cup, maybe he should have worn one.
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Powergall winner

Monday, 20 February 2006 11:55 A GMT-06
  Folks that know me, know that I curse the lottery loudly & often. I also curse "the boats" and "the casinos". I see them as lying liars that leech off of society and do not give back what they promise monetarily.  
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That old Ball & Cheney

Friday, 17 February 2006 7:08 P GMT-06
  This whole thing with Dick Cheney has gotten way out of hand. It was a hunting accident for the love of Pete!! Both men made mistakes and I don't see where this should cause a national referendum on hunting/PETA/Lawyers/Secrect Service/reporti
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You say "tomato", I say "It's a FRUIT"

Friday, 27 January 2006 6:41 P GMT-06
#11 Cream of Tomato Soup - All the flavor of great, plump tomatoes ripened under the August suns - a rich puree finely seasoned - and combined with sweet, heavy cream. No meat stock whatsoever. (Under the August suns? Are these tomatoes from Tatooine
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I'm strong to the finish cuz I eats my....

Saturday, 21 January 2006 8:28 A GMT-06
#10 Cream of Spinach Soup - It's spinach and everybody likes it. A simple vegetable glorified by Heinz chefs becomes the choice of a nation's dinner table. Crinkly, emerald leaves of spinach combined with rich cream and sweet, new butter -- knowingly
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