Guess what happened at the Oklahoma City Council meeting regarding the canoe law? That's right, nothing. They didn't have a meeting today. I have
Well, that's it. This week I'm getting a permit and that canoe is going onto a lake or river in the Oklahoma City limits. If they give me a permit and I can prove that it is 15 feet long (it is if you measure along the gunwale or the keel) then it's getting wet. I've tried to play by the system, I've been applauded for my efforts, I've taken almost a full day of vacation, and now I'm fed up. I'm not moving to the back of the bus, I'm standing in front of the tank, I'm paddling my canoe and nobody is gonna stop me. If the cops show up, I'll take the ticket and fight it in court. I'll strap my canoe onto my car and take it to the courthouse.
I'm a canoer, hear me roar!!!